I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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