Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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