This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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