Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
50% drunk capacity currently
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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