I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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