Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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