just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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