walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You're a waste of cheezeits
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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