a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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