Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i think i just lost a toe
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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