Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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