Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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