i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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