this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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