where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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