somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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