You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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