Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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