I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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