I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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