okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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