On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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