i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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