Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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