yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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