More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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