3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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