I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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