More tranny stories later!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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