Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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