toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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