There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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