ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
handjob tips. give me some.
do herpes really smell.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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