I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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