dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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