hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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