return my video game
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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