Your tits are I can't wait for
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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