yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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