he wants to bone in the snuggie
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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