I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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