But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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