This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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