i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize