Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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