I'd wear matching sweaters with you
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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