This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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