I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
this boner is exhausting
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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