I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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