Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Sober January is a disaster.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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