This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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