Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Your cock deserves a montage
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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