i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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