I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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